AARon payne // Copywriter

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AARon payne // Copywriter

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Skill Points

  • I once got really good at Magic the Gathering. Like really good. Ranked top 10 in the world on Arena for the entirety of lockdown.
  • Movies, books, comics, manga, video games. I am a sponge when it comes to good stories. Have religiously read One Piece every week for the last 15 years (that's commitment).
  • Learning. I am constantly annoying anyone I know with questions. Everything is so interesting.

Origin

As a kid I once rescued an Iguana and bestowed him the name Clarence. I would walk everywhere with him on my head, nestled within the long strands of my 90's bowl cut hair. 


My love of animals led me to study to save them,

but in an odd cosmic turn-of-fate, I'm now pivoting to saving sentences. 


They too seem to ride around, stuck to the top of my head.


Here is me finishing my exotic animal rotation at Blue Pearl. Excuse the disheveled look, I had successfully managed to hold down a screaming Macaw a few minutes prior.


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